Joke

Well, first of all I show you he joke I told in class, and after that I'm gonna add you another one that I once heard somewhere and I found quite funny. Hope you like them!!

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Early one morning, mother went in to wake up her son...
Mum: "Wake up it's time to go to school!"
Son: "But why, Mom? I don't want to go!"
- "Give me two reasons, why you don't want to go."
- "Well, the kids hate me, and the teachers hate me too..!
- "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready".
- "Give me two reasons why I should go to school".
- " Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"


ANOTHER JOKE!!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.